¶ The Birth of #e-dating
On January 30th, an e-dating channel was added to Snackbox, and there was little explanation for why it existed. There were plenty of joyboarded messages, lots of retards, and smolkitten had even found love with PhilosofishJR. Many believed this channel will remain a permanent addition to Snackbox.
¶ The Life of #e-edating
Awi, a staff member, had advertised their need of LoL skins, and in return offered a couple minutes of VC time with their patron. SXX took inspiration from this and had decided to ping the entire server to advertise his e-service.
We can blame guyman for this. 😁
¶ The Death of #e-dating
However, the e-dating channel was overridden by putrid brain-decayed children. They spoke like hooligans and constantly shat up the channel. Their IQs couldn't allow them to write full words and the cringe ultimately led to #e-dating's demise.
¶ The Postmortem of #e-dating
WARNING:
#E-dating had never existed and everything you see is a complete fabrication.
Nothing ever happens.
¶ The Return of #e-dating
On February 8th, and out of nowhere, SXX headcrafts an audience demanding e-dating's return.
And so the wait began...
After 5 minutes of anticipating the impending doom, sxx blasted the server with @everyone pings and cut open the ribbons to the grand reenactment of one of the muddiest jeet shitstorms Snackbox has ever seen.
¶ #e-dating 2
The rebirth of this channel spawned wretched jeets and lurkers that were never seen before. And from amongst the midst of the Delhi smog, one regular user came with a goal. Cross wanted a snackbox girl.
Well, well, well... is Carson a match for Cross?
Unfortunately, the world will never know. But we will NOT stop shipping!
That is... until Cross posted "herself," and Carson swiped left to get away from the brown menace.
¶ Origin Theory
There are currently four theories for why this channel had to come back:
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An oracle from redacted
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A hypothesis from a known girl chaser
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The hopes and dreams of a snackboxer
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"Activity"
¶ Victories
Waffle beat his alcohol addiction. Congratulations waffle!
Important sex advice from the sxxual predator.
¶ Casualties
At least 1 member was lost due to this ping.
The chaos created from SXX pinging a server of 20k+ members caused a the jannies to work overtime. Many unsavory posts were deleted in this fast-paced chat, and some normal posts were caught in crossfire. Among these "mistakenly" deleted posts was an image containing a pair of cock and balls, which was quickly deleted. In response to this "mishap," SXX checked the audit log, identified the janny, and posted the following.
There was something to do with sand malding here, but I forget.
¶ The Dating Profiles and Recruitment Banners
